Ferbish is Creepy
I swear that I was in a similar situation… and word for word this is what some guy said!
You Say Tomato, I Say Tomato…
If you’re female and not particularly girly or sporty… you’re bound to have been made to feel like this by someone.
…. So many of the males I know should take this advise on-board; stop trying with human females, you’ll probably be better suited to an insect.
Rave Coolley’s Social Misadventure
All real chat-up lines that have I’ve heard. Based on no-one in particular, but bet you all know a guy like this…
I wrote a whole play based on this when at school. Took just a few of it’s lines out for this one. This reminds me of when I was on job-seekers.
Don’t try this one at home. A…hypnotism is dangerous. B. It’s annoying.
Everyone has a friend that this will remind them of.