23 Tips on How to Get a Post-Grad Job

Has the time come to go forth into the world? 

Don’t PANIC. Most people find the adjustment hard. Give it a month, or perhaps six and things will begin to pan out.However, before that happens you’re going have to scrimp! Most people want to avoid the ‘move back home and leach off parents option.’ Unless you’re lucky, and super rich, this means getting a full-time job. I’ve compiled a few tips and tricks to help pre-interview, and it doesn’t stop there, I ALSO cover what to do during an interview.So lets speed up ‘adulting’.



  1. Have a good CV!!!

    Just do it
    This is literally all they’re basing your ENTIRE being on; Try and get all information on one piece of paper – they won’t look at a second one.
    It’s best to get it professionally done; You only need to do it once and it will make a huge difference to the amount of responses you get.
    It really goes without saying, BUT, at least get it spell-checked (by a real person NOT just Microsoft Word) AND DON’T FORGET TO EXAGGERATE EVERY GOOD QUALITY YOU HAVE.
    Make sure the qualities are relevant to the job you’re applying to are at the top, preferably larger, or in bold. (it’s a good idea to have two or three set CV’s, i.e One for Catering, One for Retail and arrange the information accordingly)
    EXAMPLETop of catering CV:
    I have a food hygiene certificate. B GCSE in Catering…. (list all the catering experience you have had at the top of the page under RELEVANT EXPERIENCE. then have a separate category under that for other experience that isn’t relevant.
    ^This will make it easy for you to be picked out because it looks like you’re specially suited to the job.

  2. Use ALL Resources

    When trying to find a job, you’re gonna need all the help you can get.
    Keep your eye out for advertisements in shop windows – always have a copy of your CV on you, just in-case an opportunity crops up; Then when someone says, “Well if you have a CV, bring it along and drop it in.”- You waste no time! Whip it out your bag and be like – “Their it is, take it!”

    Also remember to ask around- MOST VACANCIES AREN’T ADVERTISED! – The ones you find out about that aren’t advertised will have a smaller proportion of people applying, this means that statistically you have a better chance!


    Don’t just apply to that one perfect job you want. Apply to all jobs that you think you could do. Fill in those pesky online questionnaires.
    TOP TIP – if you have spent an hour on an application, and there is a maths or English test AND you know you’re not good at maths DON’T press ‘take test’- Everyone has one friend or parent or sibling, bf or gf who is good at maths – Get them to do it with you! Almost 99% of the time isn’t relevant to your job, and if you fail the test you’ve just wasted an hour of your life filling out the other forms.

    One last thing – NEVER be honest on the ‘Customer Service’ or ‘How to Behave at Work questionnaires.’ – Always put the most desirable answer to the highest degree.

    I often feel as if I can’t get out of bed?
    And the right answer is…
    NEVER It shows up on a statistics chart – the furthest/strongest degree you have of correct answers the more likely you are to fall in the bell curve of ‘desirable candidate’.

    Remember: Out of around 70 applications you will hear back from two or three (if you’re lucky!!!) SO don’t get disheartened- Keep going!


    It is your best friend when trying to find a job. Sites such as, Indeed.com, CV library, Gum Tree will have a surplus of jobs to apply too that there would be no other way to find. This means you can apply to a hundred jobs a day just with a click of a button!
    – If there is one that you really like the look of, after applying online go to the place in person and hand your CV in as well

    Also – if their is a phone number given on the application, RING IT. Even if it is just to say, “I have applied online to your job.” It will make you into a real person, instead of just one of many virtual 2D applications.

  5. Cover Letter -If you’re going to bother to apply to a job, might as well do it properly.

    Tailor it to the job, the truth is that you probably can’t remember most of the jobs you apply to. – but that isn’t what an Employer wants to deduce.
    Employers sometimes get HUNDREDS of applicants – Set yours aside, show/fake enthusiasm – maybe add a little joke. It only needs to be a sentence or two, but it will give you a much better chance at being picked for an interview….

  6. Ok…. you’ve been offered the interview: GOOGLE AND WIKIPEDIA IT!

    Get the edge. This isn’t university, you don’t need to write an essay on the company. BUT if you’re offered an interview look up the company you’re working for! Keep your eye out for: Any events coming up? Anything special about the building? Has anyone famous worn their produce for advertising purposes? Is there anything interesting historically? – When did it start up? Who was the founder? How many chains does it have? How Is the company is famous for anything unusual? (make sure it’s positive and unusual!)

    Bring this up at the interview; A lot of interviewees ask: “What do you know about our company?” – instead of looking like a floundering fish, you’ll be able to exceed their expectations.

    STAND OUT – in a good way and look as if you genuinely have an interest in their company!

  7. OK – it’s the day of the interview…. Cut out the hippy stuff!
    What’s that I hear you say?
    “It’s preventing freedom of expression, people shouldn’t judge you by how you look.”TOUGH!- They do.

    Don’t screw up your chance! It’s cruel but true. Though uniqueness is celebrated at university almost all jobs want you to look uniform; weather it’s a Sales Assistant at a shoe shop or a Consultant at a bank. To stand the best chance at an interview: Dreads -out. Facial piercings- out. Hair color- plain. Tattoos?- Cover them.


    You can’t go wrong with it

    Black trousers, black (flat) shoes, black top, then top it off with a fancy black coat. Too much black?- NEVER! Every employer wants their employees to look professional – do it from the moment you see them EVEN if you’re told “it’s just a casual interview.” – It will help them imagine you in the role.

  9. TIE UP YOUR HAIR – even if you think it looks ugly.

    They aren’t hiring you to look pretty – They are hiring you to be professional. When your hair is back your whole face can be seen – this makes you look honest, your hair can’t distract the interviewer AND you won’t be tempted to fiddle with it if you get nervous.

  10. OK- so you’re on the way to the interview – PREDICT WHAT THEY WANT TO HEAR.

    While you’re walking/on the bus/driving (if you’re lucky enough to have a car after graduation) to the interview have a good think about what the job is, and, if you were the boss of the company EXACTLY what you would want to hear regarding what skills you’d want your workers to have.


    think about precisely what skills you already have that match the requirements- mention them!!!- there is nothing worse than walking a way from an interview and thinking
    ‘Why didn’t I say that I used to work as a Sales Assistant for Butterfly Organics.’

    ALSO: there is lots of relevant stuff you can make-up/embellish. For example, your going for:
    Sales Representative.
    You’re going to have to be
    Think of or make-up a scenario you can tell them that will prove you have these skills.

    Obviously every job is different BUT ALWAYS MENTION that you are fine with Long hours and eager to take extra shifts; No-one ever is, but say it.

    (P.S it may help to write down all the things you definitely want to say at an interview, then bring the piece of paper with you, DON’T look at it in the interview, but you can have a glance at it while you’re waiting)


    There is no point going if you’re late. You won’t get the job. That’s the end of it: it doesn’t matter how good you do in the interview, other people will have turned up on time and beaten you.
    ALSO – don’t turn up just on time – red faced and panting stating, “I made it.”- you also won’t get the job.
    Turn up 20 to 30 minutes early- if there’s traffic or you get lost, you’ll have a few minutes to spare. If all goes smoothly you’ll just look extra eager.

  12. YOU’RE AT THE INTERVIEW – A first impression is the only thing you have to work with; so make sure it is good!

    Ask their names and try to remember them!
    Shake their hands (while smiling)
    Always hang/fold up your coat – Don’t lump it on the back of your chair and let it fall on floor. Someone who takes care of their own belongings presents a mature attitude.

    One last thing- speak in standard English (While not sounding like a robot -you’ve got to be friendly) BUT don’t use slang;

    “I’m like, well-good at stacking shelves.”

  13. DON’T Nervous laugh or Fidget.

    Try your best to look as if you are in control of the interview – obviously if they make a joke- laugh -but don’t laugh at everything they say, or everything you say; It’s hard when you’re nervous BUT you don’t want to show it and look weak- they sniff out weakness!
    Also try to ‘urm’ as little as possible.
    If you’re prone to fidgeting – don’t – knit your hands together and place them on a table.


    DON’T- play with your hair.


    They don’t want someone miserable working for them. Everyone’s nervous at the interview, but try to give the impression that you’re a cheery person – PIN UP THAT SMILE – show them that even at the end of really long hard shift, after a drunkard has thrown up on you and two members of staff have gone home ill – you’ll still look like Stephanie from Lazy Town (if you haven’t seen it – she’s uber happy!)

    ALSO NEVER SLATE YOUR LAST OR CURRENT JOB. – positiveness remember!
    They will ask; Why did you leave your last employment?
    It may be because they were A-holes to work for, they didn’t pay you properly, your boss was Gordon Ramsay and you couldn’t take being degraded and humiliated – DON’T say this – ALWAYS be nice about previous employment. If you’re not it will give the impression that you’re unprofessional and once done with them you’ll slag them off too!

    So to answer the question say something like:
    I fancied a change.
    I thought my skills would be put to better use here.
    Their wasn’t any promotional opportunities
    I moved and needed a job closer to my new house


    Don’t look as if you’re afraid of them, especially if you’re going for a customer facing role. They will presume someone who is nervous won’t make sales and won’t be up to the job. However sometimes ‘be yourself’ is not the best advice;
    Make jokes, relax a little, but always be aware of what you’re saying and why
    – Avoid arrogance, and waffling, don’t waffle, never waffle, if you’ve said it – stop.

  16. DON’T be TOO polite.

    You don’t want to come off as desperate. Ask questions and sound interested, BUT, don’t give the impression that you will (quoting Blondie’s Call Me) ‘do anything, any-how, anytime any place, any way’ to get the job. It makes you sound inexperienced and like you’ve never had a job before. You want to get the right balance between motivated and keen, without scaring them.

  17. THEY ASK YOU QUESTIONS – YOU’VE GOT TO SOUND GOOD -LIE – well don’t actually lie, but kinda lie – unless you’re really good at it.

    The truth can be that you’ve had absolutely no work experience EVER. But that doesn’t matter, they make their mind up solely on that thirty minute to one hour interview. So just tell them what they want to hear, if they ask you “Have you ever worked in a shop before?” and you used to hand out leaflets when seven years old, say: “Yes! I used to work for Joe’s Corner Shop as an advertising assistant.”

    If they say, “how do you find working as a team?” and 70% of the time you find people’s presence highly irritating and wish there was a plague that caused silence without death, Say,
    “Though I am a very independent worker, I also work very well as part of a team. I think it is important to listen and understand exactly what your colleges are doing. If everyone pulls together not only can you be more efficient. It makes the work place a much more pleasant environment.”

    – if you’re feeling plucky add an example,

    “My work colleges at my last job always said that I took instruction well and at the end of a long shift I was always motivating other’s.”

    ADD LIB…

    “I organized the staff parties as I think it is important to have a sense of community.”
    – and then if you’re feeling really jammy make up an awesome staff party and say exactly what you did to organize it.


    Make sure you bring them up at the interview:
    YOU NEED TO BE sociable, yet able to work alone.
    Flexible, yet know all the company rules.
    Good under stress.
    Quick- yet efficient.
    Good on a til

    BUT THIS IS IMPORTANT! – DON’T LIST THEM LIKE THE ABOVE ^– this is next to meaningless.
    I am reliable….I turned up every day when I worked as a paper-boy, even when it snowed and no-one else managed to make it to work; I got up at 4.30am and dug myself through the streets to make the 9.00 am start!

  19. YOU’RE SWEATING AND STUTTERING. – breath. If you can’t think of a good answer………………………….. take your time.

    It is better to take slightly longer, than say the first stupid thing that comes into your head. Especially for competency based interviews (which we’ll move on to) It is the answer they’re assessing, not the speed you say it. ALSO they sometimes have really long phrased questions;

    “Can you give an example, in a work-based setting, of a time when there was a challenging situation and you personally resolved it; It could be a time where you took initiative of a team, or you were left by yourself for a period of time. Please detail exactly what it was and what was the outcome?”
    TOO MUCH!!!
    Sometimes by the time they’ve finished you can’t really remember what they said, or what all the criteria for answer – It’s understandable you’re under pressure – Just ask them to repeat it; It gives you more time to think AND it’s far better to ask them to repeat it than to look like you weren’t listening and answer a completely different question.

  20. WATCH OUT FOR: competency based Questions.

    These are questions where they assess your ability to judge a situation and respond to it, by using situations in the past that you have already responded to. Sometimes they ask a completely random question that you can’t prepare for HOWEVER their is a few that tend to crop up


    What is your greatest asset?
    Can you think of Five words that describe you best? – make sure you give some examples and the five words are relevant assets!
    Can you think of five words a colleague would describe you as? – make sure they are five different assets to the ones you gave for yourself.
    What is your greatest weakness? – Make sure you have a good answer for this one!! – an answer that makes you look as if the weakness is actually a plus. Takes some thought, but have it ready.
    What is the worst customer service you’ve ever given?- Make sure that this has a happy ending and that you learned from your mistake, also make sure your mistake is minor!
    What is the best customer service you have ever received?
    What is the best customer service you have ever given? – make sure it is brilliant.
    Can you give an example of when you went out of your way to give exceptional customer service?
    Have you ever noticed that something could have been done more efficiently in a workplace?
    If you are asked an unexpected question try not to look stumped. You can make up a scenario, as long as it’s a good/believable one. Just make sure you answer fully; there is a technique for this…….


    They want good, full examples for the above questions – In-fact when you receive feedback for jobs you didn’t get it is often because you failed one of the competency based questions – even if the rest of the interview went smoothly.
    The best way to do well is to understand what they’re looking for and give them all the information they need:


    Situation or Task: explain the situation so they first understand what is happening. (try and make it the most relevant to said job)

    Action: What was the initiative, how did you go forth and complete the task?

    Result: why was what you did appropriate? What did the customer say? Did your manager approve? If not, what would you do next time?

  22. A FEW LAST THINGS. -They WILL DEFINITELY ask you – “have you got any questions”

    This is almost a fact SO, make an impression; even if the interview has been long and arduous. Make it look as if you have a genuine interest in working for them and ask around least two relevant questions.

    Such as:
    How long is a regular shift?
    How many staff work at one time?
    and of course,
    when will I hear back about the job?

    Then get out of there!!!! (try not to look like you’re in a hurry, collect your stuff up – you don’t want to leave something and have to go back.)

  23. DON’T FORGET……. A final statement!

    Just before you leave and question everything you’ve just done and said…

    SAY: It was nice to meet you, hope to hear from you soon. (if it feels appropriate go for the hand-shake)

    Try not to forget to do this. It just wraps things up nicely and makes the interviewer think, ”

    “What a nice person, I’d like a nice person working for me”

    When you get home, think about what you believe didn’t go well; Make a mental note of what to improve. If you don’t get the job try and get feed back – AND THEN TAKE IT ON BOARD.
    There will be more interviews – Just try and make sure the next one is always better than the last



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Above the Clouds

They floated across a layer of cloud upon a blue and orange swirled carpet. Jasmine waited for the cloud to thin. Looking down she could see a huge river stretch out until it was lapped up by the sea. They had just passed over three mountains; the mountain of Promise, Hope and then skilfully zigzagged past the last, Despair. She remembered the tales her nanny had told her of the three giants that used to sit upon them and quarrel. The giant of hope and promise had tried to persuade the giant of despair to see the light in the world. But the giant of despair had argued that all the light in the world did not make up for all the misfortune. And they had argued like this for hundreds of years until Hope and Promise eventually despaired. When the giants died they were all three of them were buried together  on the Mountain of Despair, which is why it’s the biggest.

“Jasmine, will you marry me?”

“All the magic in the world won’t earn you my heart.”

“Why did you come upon my carpet, if not to marry me?”

“I thought it would be a nice trip. Can you take me back now please?”

Ajmer grabbed her long black plat wrenching her head back. Her pupils became huge. He stamped a kiss upon her screaming lips,

“Hope you enjoy the trip.”

With one quick arm movement he had tipped her over the tasselled edge.

He peered over the edge. She fell through a layer of cloud and he did not see if she fell into the sea or onto the rocks.

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Fooling Around

Could she do this to him? She hadn’t meant to. She hadn’t seen him for so long now it almost felt like he didn’t exist. The police-woman sitting opposite her smiled. She was utterly devoted to seeing justice done. Damn! Why couldn’t they just drop it? Ashley looked her in the eye. She would have to give her statement.

Her and Jerry had been fooling around for months. They’d sneak into the equipment cupboard at the back of the gym. They hadn’t really gone very far, just heavy petting.

“I’ve got something to tell you Ashley,” his eyes darted to the floor.

She waited.

“I can’t meet you here anymore.”

“Why not?”

“Because I’m seeing Holly Roberts.”

“That little slut.”

“Bye Ashley.”

He walked out of the large gym cupboard and through the sports hall.

He thought he could just walk out on her? Ashley hadn’t actually thought she’d cared about Jerry. But as she stood all alone in the gym she felt her nose go snotty and her eyes dampen.

Quickly she wiped her eyes with her green jumper sleeve.

But at lunch her friend Megan had noticed the puffyness in her face,

“Ashley, what’s happened?”

She hadn’t wanted to sound pathetic, who cries over a fling? She was angry,

“Jerry… Jerry, raped me in the sports hall.”

The words had just seemed to tumble out her mouth.

“That’s awful! Ashley this is terrible.”

Tears had sprang back into Ashley’s eyes and Megan had put an arm around her.

That was far as she had meant it go; she just wanted her friends to scowl at him. He deserved that for what he’d done. But goody-two-shoes Megan had gone and told Mrs March,

“Ashely can you please see me in my office.”

Megan had no idea what Mrs March had wanted, she presumed it was about all the late homework. Mrs March asked Ashley to sit, then dipped her head so she could look over the top of her glasses. Her voice was soft,

“Megan told me all about what happened.”

Ashley didn’t know what to say, her stomach wavered.

“I know you must be very scared, but I’ve spoken to the school and we’re going to take this to the police. Jerry has been suspended.”

Her mother took half a day off work so she could pick her up. Someone must have rang her. That night she’d made Ashley spaghetti bolognas with brie cheese and then given her a hot chocolate. Her mother sat near her as she sipped it. She asked what had happened. Ashely had said she didn’t want to talk about it. Her mother nodded and told Ashely that she understood, whenever she did want to talk she was there. Just before she went to bed her mother had come in Ashley’s room to kiss her goodnight on the forehead.

Ashely lay awake, staring at a hole in her ceiling with several cracks coming from it, they seemed to be spanning further and further across her ceiling. Everyone believed her. It was as good as true wasn’t it? They were both under sixteen, Jerry probably wouldn’t get into much trouble. It was too late to say anything. Everyone was being so nice to her. What would happen if she said she was lying? Her teachers would hate her, her friends would hate her, even her mum would hate her. And then there was the police! Part of Ashley had liked everyone fussing over her, in-fact that evening when her mother had made her a hot chocolate she’d felt special. But right then, as she lay alone, the thought of the next morning caused her stomach to tremble. She breathed in short gasps, it was as if the lie was on top of her forcing her into her mattress.

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Stage Fright – Two Peas in a Rocket

E: Shit, audience looks bigger now,

L: Smile, wipe the sweat off your brow.

E: Can they see into my sole?

L: You should hide, burrow, like a mole!

E: That one looked away,

L: Yes he did, their talking, everyone’s bored!  Don’t take all day!

E: Can they see my paper quiver, 

L: definitely.

E: I’m all in a dither!

L: Stop glancing round, stop shifting,

You’re letting them know,

You’re ruining the show!

E: That one’s still paying me attention,

L: He’s thinking what a fool!

Standing there thinking you’re cool.

Everyone thinks this poem’s trite,

E: Trite?

L: trite, rhymes with shite

E: Any chance it means something nice?

L: Means petty and unimportant.

They’re not laughing at your wit. You’re not clever

They’re laughing at you, they’ll do it forever!

E: H-hello e-everyone. 

L: Are you mumbling? You’re mumbling.

Move on to the next one,(pause)

well now you’re fumbling! 

say something, Say anything!

 Your act is crumbling!

E: “Hey, urm di-did anyone see the solar eclipse the other month? Wasn’t all it was hyped up to be was it?”

L: No! not that. Why did you say that you twit

E: Thought it’d be funny.

L: No-one laughed, it was crumby.

Just read the poem, go!

E: Can’t.

L: What do you mean can’t?

E: They’re all looking at me. I refuse. (pause)shan’t! 

L: Course they’re looking. You’re on stage!

E: My poems not very good, shouldn’t put it on the page.

L: Why didn’t you think of that before going up?

E: My Boyfriend said I should go for it.

L: Can’t you see? He would wouldn’t he?

E: hummmmmmm (noise)

They’re going to hate me, I want to quit!

L: Cool it!

E: Can’t! Think I’m going to cry.

L: Don’t do that, just don’t. Pretend you’re confident. Lie! 

E: I feel faint.

L: Are you breathing?

E: No, I’m heaving.

L: Breathe!

E: Can’t, not until I’ve finished the poem,

L: Say it quick.

might do the trick

“It’s too late to step back

what else can I lack?

Do I stay to splash in the sewers.

A star with no light,

no-one would know I was there,

and if they did, why would they care?”


L: Get down! Step of the stage. Now!

Don’t stop to bow.

(Steps down off stage)

You should be ashamed.

E: I am.

L: Take a picture, get it framed.

E: Why?

L: You’ll remember how lame you and won’t try again!

E: (breathe) Shame

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Huanguagang Park (Martyrs Park) – ToaJin.

It was not a park. It was Wales. Someone had taken the whole of Wales, knocked the houses down and let forests grow. I planned to spend a quick half hour looking at a few pretty trees but found myself sucked into a Narnian paradise.

It was not a place just for old people to feed ducks, it was dense with life; people were playing badminton on the grass, there were table tennis tables interspaced between trees. Men sat in circles on the grass playing a game that looked like checkers, but after watching them for a while I realized it was far more complicated with numbers on the black and white squares.

Welcoming me into the park was a ridiculous, fat, spikey-haired statue, with a wedge-like smile taking up a third of its face. It had its arms outstretched in greeting. Behind it stood a map, confirming my fears about the magnitude of the park; as I traced the paths with my fingertips I realized that an entire museum was hidden within the forest. It was speckled with hundreds of monuments; The First Uprising, Martyrs Memorial Garden, Tomb of the Fifth Emperor, Memorial for the Second Revolution, Tao Mow Bridge…..

I decided I wanted to visit ‘The First Uprising,’ but I am unsure as to whether I actually made it there. I travelled down large stone paths and then switched to smaller rabbit trails; trees decorated with yellow star-shaped leaves and bark intertwining with hair-prickled roots and snow-veined ivy created a jungle on both sides. After a good thirty minutes I emerged to find a house-size sandstone carving. It depicted a battle; angry men adorned in war attire charged each other with spears. I wondered when it took place and walked over to an information plaque, but found it was all in Chinese. Next to the plaque was another map.

I headed towards The Pool of Silence. Despite its name, and the fact that there were actually very few people there, it was anything but silent; never before have had I heard bugs sound like chain saws. Hundreds of thousands of them must have being hiding around me, super charged crickets they were blasting out sound with all their might. I gazed over a picturesque pond; little oriental bridges crisscrossed the clear water.  Small ornate archways with benches lined the outside, one of two young couples hiding, sitting nervously next to one another; I averted my eyes as I passed, leaving them to indulge in each other’s company. I hopped across five stepping stones, being careful not to lose footing on the wet marble and felt as if I were walking upon the pond itself. On reaching the other side I decided to ignore the maps (also ignoring the Beware Snake warnings) and spent three hours exploring Maître park. I can honestly say if I visited it a hundred times, I could easily never tread in any one of my previous footsteps. My feet slightly swollen, I made my way to one of the four exits, The South Gate, returning to a densely populated market street. As cars beeped without reason and women selling fruit and clothes shouted, I was almost in disbelief that the place I’d walked through really existed.

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The Price of Life

I see a fish head, cut from under its gills; it is still alive and seemingly unaware of its disembodiment; it opens its mouth, gulping for air. I imagined it human; a head and shoulders squirming. It makes a jump off the table, but a woman grabs it and whacks it with a large wooden plank five times. It stays still. My friend Freya didn’t see, we walk on.  She’s looking for a pet.  We’ve been told we should buy one from a proper licensed shop, but she likes the idea of saving one in the market.

“It’ll die within a week!”

“No it won’t, I’ll make it better.”

“But they are already ill, and they haven’t had inoculations.”

“If you were ill, and hadn’t had inoculations wouldn’t you want someone to save you?”

There is no arguing with her. I was brought up in a small farm town, but she was raised in central Newcastle, away from farms and slaughter houses.

We both dive to the left as a motor bike beeps, skimming my thigh as it passes, we continue down a narrow but bustling street. Pink fruit with spikes and green half apple, half crab-like fruit are two of the many varieties being sold that I do not recognise.  Freya holds her nose as we pass a butcher’s, duck and chicken carcasses hanging, heads still intact. I inhale the sickly sweet smell, but do not enjoy it. We pass along more stalls, hundreds of bracelets with big clunky looking beads, and multi-coloured bras hung up by the dozen. We’re careful not to linger long for fear of overzealous sellers harassing us.

We stop at a sparsely put together stall comprising of several small cages. Two kittens huddle in one, with just enough room for them to stand and turn. There is a bucket of Terrapins forced to bask waterless in the sun, and another tank with small gold and blue fish attempting to swim in half an inch of water. Freya’s face has gone cold.

She crouches down by the kittens. One is completely still; the other is missing patches of fur on its head and seems to have some yellow swelling beneath the skin. It rubs its partly balded head against the bars frantically. My roommate caresses it with a finger, when it nuzzles she can feel its bones. There is no food in its bowl and no water in the bottle.

“Monster! Bitch! How can you keep animals like this! How would you like it?”

The woman owning the stall laughs while making her way over.

“You like? Good price!”

She doesn’t understand my friends insults, yet Freya insists in making some more. It is then that I see it; it is small, yellow and pathetic. I hope Freya won’t notice. She is still arguing with the woman.

“Let’s go.”

I gently grab the sleeve of her top.

“Oh, my God!”

It’s too late. She’s seen it.

A chick is in a cage alone, on its side and almost 2D through dehydration.

Freya gestures a cup to the woman, pretending to drink.

“Water. It needs water!”

But in our hearts we both know it is too late for the chick, all but its opening and closing beak is paralyzed. The woman laughs. She points to a cage packed so full of chicks that they are standing on top of each other.

We persist to pour a splash of water next to the chick from our own water bottle.  Irritated, the woman reaches down, picks the chick up by a foot, and hurls it into a nearby bin.

Freya is dumbstruck and I regret to say that I’m emotionally invested in the chick now. I rush over to the bin. Its little beak is still opening and closing as it lies upon a pile of torn up magazines and old straw from animal cages.

“What shall we do?”

Freya is now next to me. I take my water bottle and pour its entire contents into the bin, filling it five inches high. We leave vowing not to visit a Chinese pet market again.

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Avatar Mountains

Cubes upon cubes of green and pink tinted rock; every slender mountain looks like a deserted Jenga tower, leaning too far left or right, moss and trees  growing in-between bricks. Some of them are pointed like seashells that have spiralled from the ground, others flat; sky stepping stones which reach past the clouds. A few have formed into clusters and fused together, they resemble pipes coming from the world’s largest organ. The sky fades behind, I watch the sun bounce off each mountain top before rolling into a valley, and lowering itself onto the shortest peak; for a second it’s held as a rounded trophy.

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